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Nicola Tesla was a SEXY MOFO.
Thomas Edison, however, sucks.
Created on 2007-02-02 21:01:17 (#12193209), last updated 2009-08-21
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Basic Info| Name: | Jess |
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| Location: | Rhode Island, United States |
BioHello there, chicos!
Welcome to my blog. I guarantee that this will be one of the few journals you will ever read that contains a minimum emo content- a mere 5% maximum of the entire journal. Hooray for that!
However, I will provide your daily requirement of cynicism and random jokes about deadly disease and senseless tragedy, because the funniest bodily fluid is undoubtedly blood. :D
So, in short, I'm obviously a bit of a smartass. But, I'm really quiet in person. I'm also type-A and kinda strange. I don't really know how to describe me, I'm just, well, weird.
Eh. Just read the fuckin' journal.
Welcome to my blog. I guarantee that this will be one of the few journals you will ever read that contains a minimum emo content- a mere 5% maximum of the entire journal. Hooray for that!
However, I will provide your daily requirement of cynicism and random jokes about deadly disease and senseless tragedy, because the funniest bodily fluid is undoubtedly blood. :D
So, in short, I'm obviously a bit of a smartass. But, I'm really quiet in person. I'm also type-A and kinda strange. I don't really know how to describe me, I'm just, well, weird.
Eh. Just read the fuckin' journal.
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